something no one cares about

Through my professional drinking years, I have gained this:

1. Vodka makes me reckless and obnoxious

2. Whiskey makes me confrontation and angry

3. Gin makes me honest

4. Rum makes me social

5. I will never learn what Tequila makes me because I’m not that stupid

Enjoy.

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